How to become more attractive

Don't be afraid of doing something with your look. Feeling unattractive could be just your temporary mood. Scientists made a lot of research and the last one has proved that the best way to become more attractive is to look in the mirror more often.

Recommended frequency of watching yourself in the mirror is at least five times a day. If you are asking how could this help you, just think about the answer. It's simple. Significant part of unattractive people just don't take care about their look.  

Seems to be difficult? Follow 10 simple steps.

1.                  After getting up, brush your teeth.

2.                  Look in the mirror.

3.                  After brushing teeth and looking in the mirror, brush your hair.

4.                  Look in the mirror. 

5.                  If you are a girl, make up your face. Mascara is just fine.

6.                  Look in the mirror.

7.                  Dress yourself into clean clothes.

8.                  Look in the mirror. (Now you're ready to meet people.)

9.                  Take a shower before going to bed.

10.               And look in the mirror.

After this procedure you should be self-confident and prepared to begin a new life. Repeat it every day until feeling attractive. If you want to make it more effective, try to add a smile. :)

HEY YA! Want to be a superstar?

Don't be disappointed if you’re not 15 anymore. Maybe there is some way how to become famous anyway. But you have to follow my advice. So read carefully. It’s not a joke.  My advice can make your dreams come true. First, the most important thing! Stop eating potatoes. Don’t ask why. And remeber, chips and crisps are also potatoes. (You can try rice.) All celebrities always follow their manager’s advice, so imagine I’m yours. Second step is your outfit. Always wear sunglasses, when it’s hot wear coat, when it’s cold flip-flops are fine.  Understand, you just have to be different.  Maybe you should change your hair colour or cut your hair by yourself.

Another important thing to remember. You mustn’t miss any casting! I’m sure you will be succesfull everywhere. Try to speak with some foreign accent and always bring your pet with you. People just  love celebrities with their darlings. Good for you, if you own some unusual animal. I recommend a duck, a zebra, or a whale for bolder ones. It’s not bad to always have some musical instrument in the pocket. Then you could have a concert whenever you want.

If you want to have your own TV show, be vulgar, but  your fame will not last long. Certainly. Becoming a celebrity is quite hard job, but you can handle it with my help. After being succesfull in some show (probably reality show, which is the quickest way to become famous) tell everyone, that you’re going to Europe – you will be interesting object for paparazzi. But don’t forget to keep your celebrity image!

 I think this advice could help you to become a superstar. ...and you can eat potatoes, I was just joking.

One of two girlfriends is jealous of World of Warcraft

I’m sure everyone knows what I’m talking about. Is your boyfriend spending his whole time in front of PC playing WoW? Are you fed up of listening „I love you, let me just finish one more quest... last one... I promise...“? Don’t worry. I’m sure I can help you – I’ve got some advice for you.

1.       Don’t be jealous. I’m sure he loves you. It’s just part of his life. (Except some cases when he’s got mustard lips and crisps on his head. Then, he’s probably in love with some virtual girl, and takes care of his character's look.)

2.       Create your own WoW character.

3.       Create your own guild and recruit him to it.

4.       Follow him while doing quests.

5.       Pretend that you’re doing it for your relationship, to spend more time together.

6.       When he leaves room, play as his character.

7.       While playing as him, collect useless things.

8.       When he is at the end of the quest, "accidently" restart his computer.

9.       When he is angry, promise him, that you’ll finish quest by yourself to help him.

10.   When he doesn’t want to play WOW anymore pretend dissappointment, because you really enjoyed your time spent together online. :)

 It’s not so bad that your boyfriend has something to do. He will probably finish playing after he achieves level 85, because he eventually won’t be able to raise up his level anymore.  And men don’t like situations like that. :) You, girl, should spend your free time as effective as possible. There are so many things you‘ve never tried. For instance, here are some activities that girls usually like. Shopping, dancing, going out with your girlfriends... (or writing blogs :))